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1) When someone says a place is haunted, you shouldn't go in.
2) M&M's count as provisions.
3) Salt is a demon repellent.
4) Rocksalt hurts like hell.
5) Planes crash and apparently clowns kill.
6) Scarecrow's are fugly
7) In almost every episode, one of the following are almost always present. "dude, Sammy, or SOB"
8 ) Hunting demon's comes with perks.
9) Black Sabbath, Motorhead, and Metallica are the greatest hits of 'mullet rock'
10) There are no such things as mandroids.
11) Do not make fun of blind people or little people.
12) "Demons I get. People are crazy."
13) Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake-hole.
14) Zeppelin rules!
15) Rocksalt is a spirit repellent.
16) Never buy somebody else's family portrait. ````bluebird123
17) When a plane is about to crash and you are on it, scream like hell.
18) Gorge Forman infomertials are rivivtling television
19) If you have to, sacrafice your self for your sibling.
20) if a place is haunted, never bring amature ghost hunters with you.
21) Ghost hunters make good boyfriends.```samrulez01
22) Unicorns are real too, they ride on silver moon beams and shoot rainbows out their a**. ````bjones
23) The best way to get rid of an imortal person is to bury them alive.
24) You can either (A) Get a tatoo or (B) get an amulet that will stop you from getting possessed.
25) If your dad say's to save your sibling...or kill him, then you sell your soul for him.
26) People who claim they see "ghosts" are actually seeing "death echoes"`````warriorsgirl
27) Shapeshifter are not stupid ~ jackles
28) Bow hunting is an important skill~ jackles
29) In rock-paper-scissors, scissors always lose ~ jackles
30) Put holy water in beer to know if someone is possessed or not ~ jackles
31) Cristo is God in Latin ~ jackles
32) Santa is evil
33) you should be afraid of the dark
34) When a Wincheter tells you to Shut up, you do it with a smile on your face or talk your way to hell
35) Love with rock music or don't live at all.
36) When you flirt with a vampire, have a gun ready.
37) A matching tattoo are hot ~ jackles
38) When your kid is scare of the thing in his closet, give him a .45 ~ jackles
39) Stay inside the magic circle.
40) Steam showers are awesome.
41) People don't go to psychics for the truth, they go for good news.
42) Never sleep with your peepers open.
43) Always have salt on hand. Low-sodium is for freaks.
44) Always clean the pipes. If you have no pipes, then good for you!
45) Werewolf + sex = bad
46) Art history is good for picking up girls
47) Apple pie is never freakin' worth it.
48) No chick flick moments
49) Constance Welch is a b*tch ``` bluebird123
50) Witchcraft tasted like a** ~ jackles
51) Rabbit always get screwed in a deal ~ jackles
52) Motels and Inns only have enough water for one person to take a hot show Angel_19
53) What's dead should stay dead...... Yasmin123
54) The light at the end of the tunnel is hellfire Angel_19
55) Death by car does NOT look cool like in the movies... 1983Sarah
56) When you fall into a lake, you come out smellin like a toiliet.
57) Never go swiming in a haunted lake.
58) Dean is a jerk and sam is a b*tch. samrulez01
59)When you see a crossroad, just keep driving
60) If they have black eyes, you'd better run brad4155
61) When someone being a smart a** just shot them ~ jackles
62) Big brother always the right one coz he is the older~ jackles
63) You cant poke fakers with a stick Livingimpaired
64) spongebob placemats make good altar cloths livingimpaired
65) salt will wash away unless you concrete it in place! living impaired
66) Dean thinks bunnies dieing are sad and it's unfair for the little guy. Tavish
67)saying "Kiss my ass" will protect you from witchcraft. livingimpaired
68) Bow Hunting, knife fighting, and latin are usefull skills livingimpaired
69) A 1967 Chevy Impala is the perfect ride to use for all those "road trips" with your brother gemgems24
70) Chicks dig artists ~~~~~~~DCMS
71) Being sarcaficed is classier than being killed~~~~~DCMS
72)No apple pie is freakin worth it~~~~~~~~DCMS
73)Nobody messes with the Metallicar~~~~~DCMS
74)No chick-flick moments~~~~~~~~DCMS
75)Dean was a goofy lookin kid~~~~~~~~~~~DCMS
76)Steam showers are awesome~~~~~~~DCMS
77)Cheepen the moment~~~~~~~~~~~~DCMS
78)The George Forman infomercial is reviting tv~~~~DCMS
79) Don't trust a girl who would trust Shaddy Van Guy over Sammy~~~~~~DCMS
80)love the Smurfs~~~~~~DCMS
81) never sleep with your peepers open~~~DCMS
83)kids are the best~~~~~~DCMS
84) nobody likes a sceptic~~~~~~DCMS
85) Zepplin rules~~~~~DCMS
86)Stay inside the magic circle~~~~~~~~DCMS
87)Dean always got the extra cookie~~~~~~~DCMS
88) Dean is supposed to be the belligernt one~~~~~~DCMS
89) Crossroad demon is a smart ass ~ jackles
90) Go a date with someone if you want to find information ~ jackles
91) No apple pie freaking worth anything ~ jackles
92)Sam is a harmless innocent young man~~~~~DCMS
93) People pay a butt load for crap~~~~~~~~~~~DCMS
94) Insluting a person is a form of art with the Winchesters ~~~~~~~~~~ Samrulez01
95) Dean always gets the extra cookie
96) When a Winchesters says that your dead when you are asleep, stop breathing~~~~~~~~Samrulez01
97) Dean saved Sam, Sam saves Dean~~~~~~~~~Samrulez01
98) Always trust the guys with the guns~~~~~~~~~Samrulez01
99) Learn to build shotguns in the sixth grade~~~~~~~~Samrulez01
100) Love Metal car or die~~~~~~~~~~~~~Samrulez01 **i made 100!**
101) Trust Winchester for all of your hunting needs~~~~~~~Samrulez01
102) Never say "bloody mary" 3 times in the mirror.
103) Never let a hot lady in white in your car.
104) Never order pizza in a restaurant because it is just another lame excuse.
105) Take down your Christmas decorations before you get filleted by an angel sent by God.
106) Obey your dad to get that extra cookie.
107) Be careful when you eat sausage lest you choke to death on it.
108) Never clean chewing gum off the sole of your shoe at the drain
109) Check the expiry date before you buy tacos
110) Don't start looking at little girls suspiciously because they might not be Lilith```````Kenuholic
111) Make sure that you dont touch the metal when you plug things in. ``````````samrulez0`
112) Never tust a demon
113) some times, the virgin has to die
114) Salt is your best friend
115) Goofer dust is very important to people that like to sell souls
116) never get violated by demon tounge
117) Dont sleeop with a werewolf
118) Vampires just flirt to get what they want
119) the ghostfacers are the ones with a lame thene song abnd cant stand to look at the winchesters ```````````samrulez01
120) Dont kill any virgin to do a spell ~ jackles
121) Dude! Dude! Dude! ~ jackles
122) Soccer is the closest Sam came to becoming a boy ~HellFire666
123) They always have to leave ~HellFire666
124) Kids are scary ~HellFire666
125) If the table saw comes on withno oneturningit on, just leave it alone! ~HellFire666
126) Local lure sites are ran by guys in trailers with flamingo lawn ornaments~HellFire666
127) It is okay tip for the pie, even if the waitress is a demon ~HellFire666
128) It's okay to forget the pie if YED takes you to firkin frontier land, but no other time ~HellFire666
129) Sam has never been unfaithful ~HellFire666
130) If someone wants the last pare of shoes you are looking at, and walks behind you to your car for them, just hand over the shoes ~HellFire666
131) If the world does come to an end, the best way to go down is to go down fighting ~HellFire666
132) If you have a rabbit's foot play the scratch offs! ~HellFire666
133) Never let Sam pick the music ~HellFire666
134) Don't look Sam straight in his puppy eye's he'll put you into a trance ~HellFire666
135) Only Dean call's Samuel, Sammy ~HellFire666
136) Salt and paper clips are a must have ~HellFire666
137) Don't let all the air out of the tires, cuz it will bend the rims ~HellFire666
138) Planes are scary ~HellFire666
139)Big foot's a hoax~HellFire666
140) That when trying to escape a windego, run around cussing at it! ~HellFire666
141)Never get an i-pod jack for your car, (especially in a classic car)~~~~DCMS
142) Never put wimpy music on your i-pod lest you want it destroyed~~~~~DCMS
143) The fabric softener teddy bear needs to be hunted down -Angel_19
144) If you don't look after deans car after he is dead, he will haunt your ass- sackles89
145) If you are about to die eat as much food as possible- forlornshadow
146) Ruby recycles~~~~DCMS
147) Open the door only if the maid has clean towels~~~~~~~DCMS
148) Don't pass go and collect your $200~~~~~~~~~~~DCMS
149) Be careful what you wish for. ~iridescent-memory
150) Never douche up Dean's Impala. ~iridescent-memory
151) Never make deals with demons unless it's for a good cause. ~iridescent-memory
152) Because demon is real so Angel is exist.~stmerry
153) If you go travel with your brother/sister that same sex with you, everyone think you gay/lesbian.~stmerry
154) If you sell your soul, make sure you've got plenty of doggy biscuits for the Hell hound - should give you a few extra minutes to get your goofer dust out ~ WinchestersRock
155) Faith healers may not be working on behalf of God, they may just have a tamed Reaper WinchestersRock
156) If you are going to kill Lillith be ready for Lucifer first -Dean_Winchester_Rulz
157) If Syren's had songs it would be Warrant's Cherry Pie -Dean_Winchester_Rulz
158) You can find all kinds of information in a prison yard, especially if you have cigarettes to trade. SuperZu
159) Don't wait to die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot. SuperZu
160) After a really intense hunt, it's a good idea to ave angry sex with an irritatingthief. DAA
161) Seedy motel rooms aren't all bad, if they have a bed with Magic Fingers! SuperZu
162) Even the strongest people are defenseless against Sam Winchester's puppy dog eyes. Bronnie88



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