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Dean : All I see is the light at the end of the tunnel.
Sam : That's hellfire, Dean.
(3x01 - The Magnificent Seven)
Sam: Dean, could you be a bigger geek about this?
Dean: I'm sorry, man, but what about a human-by-day, freak-animal-killing-machine-by-moonlight don't you understand? I mean werewolves are badass. We haven't seen one since we were kids.
Sam: Okay, Sparky, and you know what, after we kill it, we can go to Disneyland
.
Sam: So let me get this straight. You want to drive all the way to Cicero just to hook up with some random chick?
Dean: She was a yoga teacher. That was the bendiest weekend of my life.
Sam : You're a demon!
Ruby : Don't be such a racist.
(3x02-The kids are all right)
Sam: Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angles as there is about anything else we've ever hunted.
Dean: You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact I hear that they ride on silver moon beams, and that they shoot rainbows out of their ass!
Sam: Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?
Sam: Dean did you pay any attention in history class?
Dean: Yeah! Shot heard 'round the world, how bills become laws...
Sam: That's not school; that's Schoolhouse Rock!
Dean: You know she could be faking.
Sam: Yeah? What do you wanna do, poke her with a stick?
(Dean nods)
Sam: Dude! You're not gonna poke her with a stick!
(2x11 Playthings)
Sam: Kids are the best?
Dean: Yeah. I love kids.
Sam: Name three kids you actually know.
(Dean scratches his head)
Dean: I'm thinking!
(1x03 Dead in the Water)
(To Dean after he asks for more quarters for the vibrating bed.)
Sam: Dude, I'm not enabling your sick habit. You're like one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies.
Dean: What's a P.A.?
Sam: I think it's kinda like a slave.
(2x18 Hollywood Babylon)
Sam: Why'd you let me fall asleep?
Dean: Because I am an awesome brother. What did you dream about?
Sam: Lollipops and candy canes.
Dean: I know what you're thinking: Why did it have to be clowns!
Sam: Gimme a break.
Dean: You didn't think I remembered, did you. Come on, man, you still bust out crying when you see Ronald McDonald on the television.
Sam: At least I'm not afraid of flying.
Dean: Planes crash!
Sam: And apparently clowns kill.
(2x02 Everybody Loves A Clown)

Sam, to Dean: Give you a couple of severed heads and a pile of dead cows and you're Mr. Sunshine…
Dean: I hear you, OK? Yeah, I'm being an ass and I'm sorry. But right now we've got a freaking zombie running around and we need to figure out how to kill it.
Sam starts laughing.
Dean: Right?
Sam: Our lives are weird, man.
Dean: You're telling me.
(2x04 Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things)
Sam: You know, I think this is bothering me.
Diana: Well, you are digging up a corpse.
Sam: (Dismissively) No, not that. (Smiling) That's pretty par for the course, actually.
Sam: (on Dean not eating the hamburger in front of him) You do realize there is red meat within striking distance, right?
(3x04-Sin City)
Sam: (puts down keys)
Dean: What the -
Sam: They're the old mans. (looks at Dean for a moment) Trust me, you don't want him behind the wheel.
(3x11 Mystery Spot)
Sam and Dean look at each other.
Dean: So....... what are we going to do?
Sam looks around
Sam: Hold on let me get out Dad's journal.
Dean: *****!
Sam: Why did you call me a ***** for?
Dean:You're suppose to say Jerk.
Sam: What!?
Dean: Never mind!!
(2x20 What Is and What Should Never Be)
Sam: But If there was something there dean, I would have seen it. I mean..... I have been seeing a lot lately.
Dean: Well excuse me psychic wonder!
Sam: ( About Taser) How much do you have that amped up to?
Dean: 10,00 volts
Sam: Damn!
Dean: Yeah I want to make this Rawhead extra, freaking' crispy.
Sam: Your bossy.
Dean: what?
Sam: You're bossy... and short. *giggles*
Dean: Dude, are you drunk?
Sam: Yeah. So? Stupid.
Sam: What kind of a house doesn't have salt? Low sodium freaks!!
(1x19 Provenance)
Sam: Do you think Dad was texting us?
Dean: He's given us co-ordinates before.
Sam: The man can barely work a toaster, Dean!
(1x10 Asylum)
Sam: An old person, huh?
Dean: Yeah.
Sam: In a hospital, Whew, better call the coast guard!
Sam: Dude, dude I'm not using this ID.
Dean: Why not?
Sam: Because it says "bikini inspector" on it!
Sam: I have a confession to make.
Dean: What?
Sam: I was the one that called them and told them I was a movie producer.
Dean: Well, I was the one that put the dead fish on their back seat.
Sam: *singing* My daddy shot your daddy in the head.
Andy: Sam? What are you doing here?
Sam: I don't know.
Andy: What am I doing here?
Sam: I don't-
Andy: Where are we?
Sam: Andy, calm down.
Andy: I can't calm down. I just woke up in friggin frontier land.
Sam: *to Dean and the Impala* If you two want to get a room, just tell me.
Kat: Why would anyone want a job like that?
Sam:
I had a crappy guidance counselor.
(1x10 Asylum)
Dean: The gun's filled with rock salt, it's not gonna kill me.
(Sam shoots)
Sam: No. But it'll hurt like hell.

(1x10 Asylum)
(Dean almost gets hit by a car)
Dean: Wait, did he...?
Sam: Yesterday, yeah.
Dean: And?
Sam: And what?
Dean: Did it look cool like in the movies?
Sam: You peed yourself.
Dean: Of course I peed myself, man gets hit by a car, do you think he has full control over his bladder? Come on!
(3x11 mystery spot)

Sam ( Pointing to a pumpkin on the porch) : Hey check that out.
Dean: Yeah, its close to Halloween
Sam: Remember Cinderella, the pumpkin turns into a coach, the mice that become horses..
Dean ( Looking at Sam ) : Dude! Could you be more gay?
(Sam looks at Dean)
Dean: Don't answer that.
(3x05 Bedtime Stories)
Sam: I came here to make you a deal.
Crossroads demon: You're going to make me an offer? That's adorable.
Sam: You can let Dean outta his deal right now. He lives, I live....... you live,everyone goes home happy. Or you stop breathing..permanently!
Sam: These are .223 caliber. Subsonic rounds. The guy must of put a suppressor on the rifle.
Ava: Dude. Who are you?


Sam (after losing his shoe): I lost my shoe.
Sam: These are .223 caliber. Subsonic rounds. The guy must of put a suppressor on the rifle.
Ava: Dude. Who are you?

Sam: I know we do a lot of crazy things, but a Sponge Bob place mat as an altar cloth?
Sam: Dean, I don't think she knows she's dead.
Sam: *mocking Dean* I'm really pretty sure.

Dean: I'm amazing...I'm Batman!
Sam (sarcastically): Yeah... You're Batman.
Dean: I look like one of the Blues Brothers.
Sam: No you don't . You look more like a seventh grader at his first dance.
Dean: What do you think?
Sam: I think you totally should have been jamming 'Eye of the Tiger' right there.
Dean: Oh, bite me.
Sam: Look, man, I know this all has to be so hard.
Frat guy: Not so much.
Sam [deploying his puppy-dog eyes] But I want you to know… I'm here for you. You brave little soldier. I acknowledge your pain. Come here! [Sam envelopes the frat guy in a bear hug] You're too precious for this world!
Sam: No. Whatever you wanna say you can say it in front of her.
Dean: Dad's on a hunting trip and he hasn't been home in a few days.
Sam: Jess, excuse us, we have to go outside.
Sam: You know what man? I'm sick and tired of your old stupid kamikaze trick.
Dean: Whoa, whoa. Kamikaze? I'm more like a ninja.
Sam: That's not funny.
Dean: People believe in Santa Claus - why aren't I getting hooked up every Christmas?
Sam: 'Cause you're a bad person.
Dean: (deadpan) We hunt demons.
Andy: What?
Dean: Demons, spirits, things your worst nightmares wouldn't even touch. Sam here, this is my brother...
Sam: Dean, shut up!





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