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Sam Winchester Quotes
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| Dean : All I see is the light at the end of the tunnel. Sam : That's hellfire, Dean. (3x01 - The Magnificent Seven) |
| Sam: Dean, could you be a bigger geek about this? Dean: I'm sorry, man, but what about a human-by-day, freak-animal-killing-machine-by-moonlight don't you understand? I mean werewolves are badass. We haven't seen one since we were kids. Sam: Okay, Sparky, and you know what, after we kill it, we can go to Disneyland. |
| Sam: So let me get this straight. You want to drive all the way to Cicero just to hook up with some random chick? Dean: She was a yoga teacher. That was the bendiest weekend of my life. |
| Sam : You're a demon! Ruby : Don't be such a racist. (3x02-The kids are all right) |
| Sam: Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angles as there is about anything else we've ever hunted. Dean: You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact I hear that they ride on silver moon beams, and that they shoot rainbows out of their ass! Sam: Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns? |
| Sam: Dean did you pay any attention in history class? Dean: Yeah! Shot heard 'round the world, how bills become laws... Sam: That's not school; that's Schoolhouse Rock! |
| Dean: You know she could be faking. Sam: Yeah? What do you wanna do, poke her with a stick? (Dean nods) Sam: Dude! You're not gonna poke her with a stick! (2x11 Playthings) |
| Sam: Kids are the best? Dean: Yeah. I love kids. Sam: Name three kids you actually know. (Dean scratches his head) Dean: I'm thinking! (1x03 Dead in the Water) |
| (To Dean after he asks for more quarters for the vibrating bed.) Sam: Dude, I'm not enabling your sick habit. You're like one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies. |
| Dean: What's a P.A.? Sam: I think it's kinda like a slave. (2x18 Hollywood Babylon) |
| Sam: Why'd you let me fall asleep? Dean: Because I am an awesome brother. What did you dream about? Sam: Lollipops and candy canes. |
| Dean: I know what you're thinking: Why did it have to be clowns! Sam: Gimme a break. Dean: You didn't think I remembered, did you. Come on, man, you still bust out crying when you see Ronald McDonald on the television. Sam: At least I'm not afraid of flying. Dean: Planes crash! Sam: And apparently clowns kill. (2x02 Everybody Loves A Clown) |
| Sam, to Dean: Give you a couple of severed heads and a pile of dead cows and you're Mr. Sunshine… |
| Dean: I hear you, OK? Yeah, I'm being an ass and I'm sorry. But right now we've got a freaking zombie running around and we need to figure out how to kill it. Sam starts laughing. Dean: Right? Sam: Our lives are weird, man. Dean: You're telling me. (2x04 Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things) |
| Sam: You know, I think this is bothering me. Diana: Well, you are digging up a corpse. Sam: (Dismissively) No, not that. (Smiling) That's pretty par for the course, actually. |
| Sam: (on Dean not eating the hamburger in front of him) You do realize there is red meat within striking distance, right? (3x04-Sin City) |
| Sam: (puts down keys) Dean: What the - Sam: They're the old mans. (looks at Dean for a moment) Trust me, you don't want him behind the wheel. (3x11 Mystery Spot) |
| Sam and Dean look at each other. Dean: So....... what are we going to do? Sam looks around Sam: Hold on let me get out Dad's journal. |
| Dean: *****! Sam: Why did you call me a ***** for? Dean:You're suppose to say Jerk. Sam: What!? Dean: Never mind!! (2x20 What Is and What Should Never Be) |
| Sam: But If there was something there dean, I would have seen it. I mean..... I have been seeing a lot lately. Dean: Well excuse me psychic wonder! |
| Sam: ( About Taser) How much do you have that amped up to? Dean: 10,00 volts Sam: Damn! Dean: Yeah I want to make this Rawhead extra, freaking' crispy. |
| Sam: Your bossy. Dean: what? Sam: You're bossy... and short. *giggles* Dean: Dude, are you drunk? Sam: Yeah. So? Stupid. |
| Sam: What kind of a house doesn't have salt? Low sodium freaks!! (1x19 Provenance) |
| Sam: Do you think Dad was texting us? Dean: He's given us co-ordinates before. Sam: The man can barely work a toaster, Dean! (1x10 Asylum) |
| Sam: An old person, huh? Dean: Yeah. Sam: In a hospital, Whew, better call the coast guard! |
| Sam: Dude, dude I'm not using this ID. Dean: Why not? Sam: Because it says "bikini inspector" on it! |
| Sam: I have a confession to make. Dean: What? Sam: I was the one that called them and told them I was a movie producer. Dean: Well, I was the one that put the dead fish on their back seat. |
| Sam: *singing* My daddy shot your daddy in the head. |
| Andy: Sam? What are you doing here? Sam: I don't know. Andy: What am I doing here? Sam: I don't- Andy: Where are we? Sam: Andy, calm down. Andy: I can't calm down. I just woke up in friggin frontier land. |
| Sam: *to Dean and the Impala* If you two want to get a room, just tell me. |
| Kat: Why would anyone want a job like that? Sam: I had a crappy guidance counselor. (1x10 Asylum) |
| Dean: The gun's filled with rock salt, it's not gonna kill me. (Sam shoots) Sam: No. But it'll hurt like hell. (1x10 Asylum) |
| (Dean almost gets hit by a car) Dean: Wait, did he...? Sam: Yesterday, yeah. Dean: And? Sam: And what? Dean: Did it look cool like in the movies? Sam: You peed yourself. Dean: Of course I peed myself, man gets hit by a car, do you think he has full control over his bladder? Come on! (3x11 mystery spot) |
| Sam ( Pointing to a pumpkin on the porch) : Hey check that out. Dean: Yeah, its close to Halloween Sam: Remember Cinderella, the pumpkin turns into a coach, the mice that become horses.. Dean ( Looking at Sam ) : Dude! Could you be more gay? (Sam looks at Dean) Dean: Don't answer that. (3x05 Bedtime Stories) |
| Sam: I came here to make you a deal. Crossroads demon: You're going to make me an offer? That's adorable. Sam: You can let Dean outta his deal right now. He lives, I live....... you live,everyone goes home happy. Or you stop breathing..permanently! |
| Ava: Dude. Who are you? |
| Sam (after losing his shoe): I lost my shoe. |
| Sam: These are .223 caliber. Subsonic rounds. The guy must of put a suppressor on the rifle. Ava: Dude. Who are you? |
| Sam: I know we do a lot of crazy things, but a Sponge Bob place mat as an altar cloth? |
| Sam: Dean, I don't think she knows she's dead. |
| Sam: *mocking Dean* I'm really pretty sure. |
| Dean: I'm amazing...I'm Batman! Sam (sarcastically): Yeah... You're Batman. |
| Dean: I look like one of the Blues Brothers. Sam: No you don't . You look more like a seventh grader at his first dance. |
| Dean: What do you think? Sam: I think you totally should have been jamming 'Eye of the Tiger' right there. Dean: Oh, bite me. |
| Sam: Look, man, I know this all has to be so hard. Frat guy: Not so much. Sam [deploying his puppy-dog eyes] But I want you to know… I'm here for you. You brave little soldier. I acknowledge your pain. Come here! [Sam envelopes the frat guy in a bear hug] You're too precious for this world! |
| Sam: No. Whatever you wanna say you can say it in front of her. Dean: Dad's on a hunting trip and he hasn't been home in a few days. Sam: Jess, excuse us, we have to go outside. |
| Sam: You know what man? I'm sick and tired of your old stupid kamikaze trick. Dean: Whoa, whoa. Kamikaze? I'm more like a ninja. Sam: That's not funny. |
| Dean: People believe in Santa Claus - why aren't I getting hooked up every Christmas? Sam: 'Cause you're a bad person. |
| Dean: (deadpan) We hunt demons. Andy: What? Dean: Demons, spirits, things your worst nightmares wouldn't even touch. Sam here, this is my brother... Sam: Dean, shut up! |
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